Is that a Maypole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Here comes the lusty month of May!
May is when the sap rises and our frisky frolics begin busting out.
Tra la, it’s May, the lusty month of May
That lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray
Tra la, it’s here, that shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear — Camelot
This year will be extra lusty because everyone has been so pent up.
BUSTIN’ OUT DURING THE LUSTY MONTH OF MAY
Singles are lining up their fresh STI tests and vaccinations. Tinder is on fire with super likes.
Couples are plotting romantic staycations. VRBO’s are getting booked out.
And sex parties, puppy piles, and orgies are in the planning stages.
If you’re looking for ideas for fun, there are five categories of sexy spice to try:
I’m sure you will find something to tickle your wicked thoughts during this lusty month of May in those goodies!
